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WANTED: Self-aware, humanitarian male WITH opinions. Capable of feeling real love. No chains or barbed wire around heart. Fluent in Spanish language. Passion for Latin America. Full comprehension of the negative effects of a patriarchal society. Intense desire to effect positive change. Expertise in arguing logically, speaking articulately and writing precisely. Compassionate and assertive. Solid understanding of nutrition and kiniesiology a must. No history of inexcusable broken commitments. Proficient in honesty, even in uncomfortable settings. Volunteer experience required. Mentally healthy with emphasis on capacity to express emotions appropriately. Larger than average biceps with the shoulder cut and big pecs, steroids prohibited. Powerful wit and an appreciation for finding humor in everything. Keen sense of what's creative/insightful versus what's repeatedly been done-the use of trite quotations to console/advise or the creation/appreciation of stupid song lyrics will not be tolerated. Active listening skills and (most importantly)a high level of competence in supplying thoughtful feedback during conversation.